we already have a group chat feature it’s called the dashboard and u just make a highly specific post and hope that the people it’s aimed at will see it

microsoft outlook is taking the bioware approach and giving me the option to romance my coworker now 

I think we should take a year off of movies or maybe just start making less of them permanently. when a movie comes to town it should be a big event like the circus

accidentally made this a reality huh

Have a Vampyr Roof 

when you see your own post on someone else’s blog but it still makes you laugh a little bit

i just realized the new animal crossing lacking gyroids makes sense because you live on an uninhabited island and the gyroids are literally graves

you cant dig up a grave if no ones died there yet

 you know what that means

Finding gyroidite out in the open in Pocket Camp has gotten SIGNIFICANTLY stranger

this is why coco’s house looks like a pyre, for some of these figures the body would be cremated and the ash mixed with clay to create the statue

her japanese name is also Yayoi which is a reference to the japanese yayoi period which is when the haniwa statues that eventually inspired gyroids came about

so coco is more like. a ghost possessing a statue.

here are some japanese haniwa figures from the kofun period that more closely resemble the in-game gyroids ( note the arms! ). the rain’s part in this was mostly, like with any other shallow grave, loosening tge earth around them and washing it away, allowing it to eventually work its way up to the surface.

ALSO

in older iterations if you went to another town then restarted your console, your face would be that of a gyroids to try to scare you into remembering to save everything properly

I CONTINUE TO BE TITS DEEP IN DEMONOLOGY RESEARCH:

IF YOU ARE A NOBLE THAT RUNS A COUNTY YOU ARE A COUNT OR A COUNTESS

NOW IF YOUR COUNTY IS ON THE BORDERS OF THE REALM YOU MIGHT HAVE TO DEAL WITH WAR SO YOULL HAVE SOLDIERS MARCHING THROUGH YOUR COUNTY SO MUCH IT BECOMES A MARCH AKA A MARK AND YOU GET UPGRADED TO BEING A MARQUIS

SIMPLY PUT A MARQUIS IS A COUNT THAT OWNS A BORDER TERRITORY

HELL HAS SEVERAL MARQUIS

WHICH MEANS HELL HAS BORDER TERRITORIES

MY QUESTION IS WHO TF IS INVADING HELL

Maybe they're the invaders and Hell was already occupied when they arrived?

DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON RAGNAROK THEORY

THERE ARE SOME DEMONOLOGISTS IN THE 7TH CENTURY WHO IMPLY THAT DEMONS ACTUALLY COLONIZED HELL TAKING IT FROM ITS UNNAMED INDIGENOUS INHABITANTS

THEY DRAW CLEAR ALLUSIONS TO THE THE ISLAMIC/CHRISTIAN COLONIZATION OF THE OLD EGYPTIAN FAITHS AND IMPLY THAT THE CURRENT HELL IS ACTUALLY THE COLONIZED DUAT

THE GOSPEL OF NICODEMUS IS FUCKIN WILD

ACCORDING TO IT SATAN IS A JØTUNN

ACCORDING TO EVERY DEMONOLOGY TEXT I HAVE READ THERE IS LITTLE EVIDENCE FOR CIVIL WAR AMONG DEMONS

WHILE HELL HAS MULTIPLE "KINGS" (ONLY FOUR OF WHOM ARE EXPLICITLY MALE) THEY ALL SERVE UNDER LUCIFER

THERE IS ACTUALLY SUBSTANTIALLY MORE EVIDENCE FOR THE TITLE OF "KING" BEING AKIN TO A CABINET POSITION

CASE IN POINT IS THE INFERNAL DUKE ABRIGOR WHO SERVES UNDER KING BAAL BUT FUNCTIONS AS QUARTERMASTER FOR ALL OF HELL

THIS IMPLIES THAT BAAL'S ROLE IN HELL IS AKIN TO SECRETARY OF THE INTERIOR

LE DICTIONAIRRE INFERNALE REFERS TO THE DUKE FOCALOR AS "LUCIFERGE" AND DESCRIBES HIS ROLE AS BEING AKIN TO THE INFERNAL PRESS SECRETARY (HOWEVER EVERYTHING ELPHIAS LEVI WROTE SHOULD BE TAKEN WITH A HEAP OF SALT)

EVERY CREDIBLE DESCRIPTION OF HELL PORTRAYS IT AS:

- HAUNTINGLY BEAUTIFUL

- BIODIVERSE WITH ALIEN LIFE SEEMINGLY BASED AROUND BLOOD AND SOULS

- CONTAINING TWO MAJOR CITIES

- CONTAINING FIVE LARGE BODIES OF A WATERLIKE SUBSTANCE

- CONTAINING AN UNCERTAIN NUMBER OF MINOR CITIES

- SHAPED LIKE A BELL BURIED UPSIDE DOWN IN THE EARTH

Am... Am I the only one thinking “so you’re telling me that DOOM’s protrayal of Hell is actually ACCURATE?”

AS FAR AS MY RESEARCH GOES ITS SORTA HALFWAY BETWEEN ZDZISLAW BEKSINSKI AND GUSTAVÉ DORE'S DEPICTIONS OF HELL BUT SORTA SEASONED WITH DOOM

Oh my god the stock market crashed and I didn’t even notice cuz I was eating pussy

i want you to know i found out about the stock market crash from this post

can you OD on vitamin D

that’s how icarus died